New Disney Princesses

We have added some new Disney princesses to the list, namely those from Raya and the Last Dragon. More...

Good-Bye, Princess

For the first time in forever, a princess has been removed from the Disney List. More...

Princess and the Frog Glitches

Enjoy these bloopers form the Disney animated feature The Princess and the Frog"

Tiana says she won't kiss a frog and eat a bug on the same day. Actually, that happens on the next day.

When Tiana turns into a frog, she loses her clothes. Does that mean, if Lottie's kiss had worked on the street, Tiana would turn back as a naked human?

Louis is grossed out by the sight of Mama Odie kissing a snake. But, he's a reptile. Maybe it's the thought of locking lips with the old lady that makes him gag. More...

Take the Quiz -- Gonna Take You There Lyrics

Can you name all the lyrics in the song "Gonna Take You There" from Disney's The Princess and the Frog? Take the quiz to find out. More...

Welcome Disney Princess Clara

Another princess joins the definitive Disney list: Clara Stahlbaum, The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, 2018

Princess by: birth
True Love: none
Confidants: Drosselmeyer

"Maybe I have been spending too much time in the attic."

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NOT a Disney Princess

The following are definitely NOT Disney princesses, no matter what anybody says or thinks. Sorry, girls. More...

New Disney Princess Added

Another princess joins the definitive Disney list: Elena Castillo Flores, Elena of Avalor, 2016

Princess by: birth
Significant Other: none
Confidants: Isabel

"They say every story has a beginning. Except mine. My story has two..."

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New Disney Princess Added

A new princess has been added to the Disney roster:

Bambi's Mother, Bambi, 1942

Princess by: marriage
Significant Other: The Great Prince of the Forest
Confidants: Aunt Ena

"Don't look back! Keep running!"

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Sleeping Beauty Glitches

Enjoy these mistakes from the Disney animated classic Sleeping Beauty:

Merryweather wants to turn Maleficent into a fat old hop-toad, but can't because her magic "doesn't work that way", but can only be used for good. Yet, she turns the raven Diablo to stone.

After sixteen years, Flora and Fauna still can't cook or sew. Maybe Merryweather did all the housework?

Flora's sleeve changes color when she closes the curtains on Princess Aurora's sleeping form.

When Maleficent rises from her throne, she casts a shadow, but Diablo doesn't. More...

Pick-A-Princess -- A Short Comedy Skit

How can a prince find his true love? Leave it to Mom to choose a bride. Here is an excerpt:

CAST: 1 man, 6 women

Cinderella: I'm not a scrubwoman. I'm Cinderella. And this audience hall is filthy! I'll just tidy it up a bit, but you really need to speak to your chambermaids.

Queen: Never mind about that. Did you come here to marry a prince or to clean house?

Cinderella: Sure, I'd like to marry a prince, but old habits die hard. Tell me, is your son tidy? I'd hate to marry a slob.

Queen: What difference does it make? My son's wife won't need to worry about that. We have plenty of servants to do housework.

Cinderella: I've seen the kind of job your palace servants do. It's disgraceful! No, if you want a job done right, do it yourself, that's my motto. And I don't need to spend my life picking up dirty doublets and hose for a man who can't find the clothes hamper. Or washing an endless supply of goblets because he takes a clean one every five minutes. Does he leave his sword and shield lying around the castle? An untidy room shows an untidy mind, I always say.

Wilhelmina: Too bad Mr. Clean is already spoken for.

Cinderella: I do want to get married so badly, Your Majesty. You don't know what it's like at home. They treat me like dirt. As soon as I heard you had an eligible prince, I caught the first northbound pumpkin, and here I am.

Rapunzel: I think she's been using bleach in an unventilated room.

Queen: All right, Cindy, I think we'll move on to the next candidate. But if we ever need a housekeeper, we'll keep you in mind.

Cinderella: Okay, but just remember, I have to leave by midnight. More...

The Definitive Disney Princess List

You know Disney has a long-standing princess tradition dating from the very first animated feature and continuing to the present day. This includes an official princess list, which currently stands at 11, with two more scheduled to be inducted in the near future. More...

Princess by: birth
Significant Other: The Prince
Confidants: forest creatures
Enemies: The Wicked Queen
Skills: animal empathy, cooking, cleaning, sewing, singing, dancing
Rank: Fairest of them all

"Bless the seven little men who have been so kind to me..."

Princess by: marriage
Significant Other: Prince Charming
Confidants: mice and birds
Enemies: step-family
Skills: communicating with mice, animal empathy, housework, sewing, singing, dancing
Transportation: pumpkin coach

"They can't order me to stop dreaming."

Princess by: birth
Significant Other: none, though she is attracted to Peter Pan
Confidants: unknown
Enemies: Capt. Hook
Skills: dancing
Home: Never Land

"Help!"

For Disney Girls Only

So, you're a Disney fan, a true believer, a Disneyophile extraordianire. You're also single, female, and looking. If you're shopping for a mate, girls, you have to be certain of one thing: your guy's got to be Disney compatible. He needs to match your DQ (Disney Quotient) if you want to find magic in pairs. But, you ask, how can I be sure? Before you say "I do", check out these ten warning signs to see if you've found Prince Charming or just another frog.

1. He calls Winnie the Pooh "Winnie". No, no, no. Pooh is acceptable, but Winnie, never.
2. He changes his favorites with every new movie. Yes, favorite songs, characters, and films can change over time, but beware the guy whose best picture is always the latest picture. You want your man to be steady as the beating drum, so avoid this fickle type. More...