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Pick-A-Princess -- A Short Comedy Skit

How can a prince find his true love? Leave it to Mom to choose a bride. Here is an excerpt:

CAST: 1 man, 6 women

Cinderella: I'm not a scrubwoman. I'm Cinderella. And this audience hall is filthy! I'll just tidy it up a bit, but you really need to speak to your chambermaids.

Queen: Never mind about that. Did you come here to marry a prince or to clean house?

Cinderella: Sure, I'd like to marry a prince, but old habits die hard. Tell me, is your son tidy? I'd hate to marry a slob.

Queen: What difference does it make? My son's wife won't need to worry about that. We have plenty of servants to do housework.

Cinderella: I've seen the kind of job your palace servants do. It's disgraceful! No, if you want a job done right, do it yourself, that's my motto. And I don't need to spend my life picking up dirty doublets and hose for a man who can't find the clothes hamper. Or washing an endless supply of goblets because he takes a clean one every five minutes. Does he leave his sword and shield lying around the castle? An untidy room shows an untidy mind, I always say.

Wilhelmina: Too bad Mr. Clean is already spoken for.

Cinderella: I do want to get married so badly, Your Majesty. You don't know what it's like at home. They treat me like dirt. As soon as I heard you had an eligible prince, I caught the first northbound pumpkin, and here I am.

Rapunzel: I think she's been using bleach in an unventilated room.

Queen: All right, Cindy, I think we'll move on to the next candidate. But if we ever need a housekeeper, we'll keep you in mind.

Cinderella: Okay, but just remember, I have to leave by midnight. More...

Disney Villain: Prince Hans

Prince Hans, Frozen, 2013

Occupation: none
Henchmen: none
Crimes: treason, conspiracy, attempted murder, attempted regicide
Motive: envy
Best friend: probably John

"If only there was someone out there who loved you."

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TOP 5 TV CRUSHES

Crush number 4 is Prince Dirk Blackpool from the short-lived 1983 mid-season replacement series Wizards and Warriors. With only 8 episodes under its belt, you'd think the show wouldn't make much of an impression. But Dirk, played by Duncan Regehr, is unforgettable. Tall, dark, and smoldering, he's nothing like the type I usually favor, but he had me at the very first "Hi." Crushing on a villain has its problems; for one thing, all the adventures you write in your head need an outside enemy in order to allow Dirk to win the day. Bad never looked so good.

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