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Showing posts with label snow white. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snow white. Show all posts

Monday, April 1, 2024

Upcoming Disney Animated Feature Films

Disney has just announced a full slate of animated features currently in the works, each one a sequel to a beloved classic.
Moana 2, November, 2024

Moana journeys to the far seas of Oceania after receiving an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors.

Sleeping Beauty and the Beast, June, 2025

When the Prince is once more turned into a beast by an evil fairy, he joins forces with Princess Aurora to break the spell.

National Treasure Planet, December, 2025

Jim Hawkins finds a map on the back of an ancient document, and leads Dr. Doppler and Captain Amelia on a new treasure hunt across the Etherium.

Lady and the Tramp and the Fox and the Hound, February, 2026

Lost on an outing in the country, Lady and Tramp find themselves in the middle of a running feud between Tod the fox and Copper the hound.

Snow White and the Three Caballeros, July, 2025

Snow White travels south of the border, where amigos Donald Duck, José Carioca, and Panchito each vie for her affections.

Meet the Swiss Family Robinsons, November, 2025

Wilbur accidentally catapults his eccentric family back in time, where they must survive storms, wild animals, and pirates on a deserted island.

So be sure to check your calendars!

Monday, August 15, 2016

Pick-A-Princess -- A Short Comedy Skit

How can a prince find his true love? Leave it to Mom to choose a bride. Here is an excerpt:

CAST: 1 man, 6 women

Cinderella: I'm not a scrubwoman. I'm Cinderella. And this audience hall is filthy! I'll just tidy it up a bit, but you really need to speak to your chambermaids.

Queen: Never mind about that. Did you come here to marry a prince or to clean house?

Cinderella: Sure, I'd like to marry a prince, but old habits die hard. Tell me, is your son tidy? I'd hate to marry a slob.

Queen: What difference does it make? My son's wife won't need to worry about that. We have plenty of servants to do housework.

Cinderella: I've seen the kind of job your palace servants do. It's disgraceful! No, if you want a job done right, do it yourself, that's my motto. And I don't need to spend my life picking up dirty doublets and hose for a man who can't find the clothes hamper. Or washing an endless supply of goblets because he takes a clean one every five minutes. Does he leave his sword and shield lying around the castle? An untidy room shows an untidy mind, I always say.

Wilhelmina: Too bad Mr. Clean is already spoken for.

Cinderella: I do want to get married so badly, Your Majesty. You don't know what it's like at home. They treat me like dirt. As soon as I heard you had an eligible prince, I caught the first northbound pumpkin, and here I am.

Rapunzel: I think she's been using bleach in an unventilated room.

Queen: All right, Cindy, I think we'll move on to the next candidate. But if we ever need a housekeeper, we'll keep you in mind.

Cinderella: Okay, but just remember, I have to leave by midnight. More...

Monday, May 2, 2016

The Definitive Disney Princess List

You know Disney has a long-standing princess tradition dating from the very first animated feature and continuing to the present day. This includes an official princess list, which currently stands at 11, with two more scheduled to be inducted in the near future. More...

Princess by: birth
Significant Other: The Prince
Confidants: forest creatures
Enemies: The Wicked Queen
Skills: animal empathy, cooking, cleaning, sewing, singing, dancing
Rank: Fairest of them all

"Bless the seven little men who have been so kind to me..."


Princess by: marriage
Significant Other: Prince Charming
Confidants: mice and birds
Enemies: step-family
Skills: communicating with mice, animal empathy, housework, sewing, singing, dancing
Transportation: pumpkin coach

"They can't order me to stop dreaming."


Princess by: birth
Significant Other: none, though she is attracted to Peter Pan
Confidants: unknown
Enemies: Capt. Hook
Skills: dancing
Home: Never Land

"Help!"

Monday, March 14, 2016

Celebrate National Pi Day

No, not that kind of pie! March 14 (Get it? 3.14) is National Pi Day, when we celebrate that most useful of all irrational numbers, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
9716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745...well, you get the idea.

Why not observe the day by watching Donald in Mathmagic Land? That'll get you into the mathematical spirit of the occasion.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Snow White Glitches

What is a glitch? Glitches are mistakes in movies and TV shows. They can be technical goofs, continuity errors, or anything that makes you scratch your head and say, "Huh?"


For instance, have you ever noticed that, when the Dwarfs arrive home from work, Dopey is carrying a lantern which he didn't have when they started out?

Not only that, but the lanterns Dopey and Doc are carrying vanish when the dwarfs crash into each other. more...