Toccata and Fugue

You might recognize this tune from every villain and mad scientist who ever played the organ in a movie. But the way these two performers play is amazing!

Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat

If you haven't heard this song by Chase Noseworthy, you are missing out. It's not often I can recommend someone else's work with absolutely no reservations, but I do so for this masterpiece.

Whatsits Galore's Music, Movies & Media Shop

Whatsits Galore's Video Shop has now merged with our Music Shop to become Music, Movies, & Media. Here you'll find all our LPs, CDs, and DVDs in one convenient location. Shop now.

World's Funniest Instruction Book

For Christmas I received a lovely LP storage case made by Victrola. I have nothing but praise for this item; it is excellent and very attractive. But the instruction booklet (yes, it came with instructions) has to be seen to be believed. First, a warning from the cover:

And now the contents:

Top 3 Disney Film Scores

Disney certainly has a lot of superb film scores, but there are three that stand out to me. Here's my list of the best of the best, the top 3 Disney music scores of all time.

Please note that this ranking is for the score only, what we used to call the background music. Actual songs from musicals were not considered for this list. And the Big 3 are: More...

Take the Quiz -- Best of the West Theme Song

Remember this comedy series? It's now available on DVD, so you can enjoy it again, including the theme song sung by none other than Tex Ritter! More...

Take the Quiz -- Gonna Take You There Lyrics

Can you name all the lyrics in the song "Gonna Take You There" from Disney's The Princess and the Frog? Take the quiz to find out. More...

Free Skit: PC Christmas Caroling

Maybe you've heard the Completely Non Offensive Politically Correct Holiday Song by Brad Paisley and the Kung Pao Buckaroos. Well, we've turned it into a skit you can perform at your next Christmas party. Here is an excerpt:

1st Caroler: And boring. Forget that song. Let's sing "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day."

2nd Caroler: I told you...you can't say 'Christmas.' Change it.

1st Caroler: To 'I Heard the Bells on Holiday Day?'

2nd Caroler: That's better.

1st Caroler: It's redundant.

2nd Caroler: That's okay. Redundancy isn't offensive.

1st Caroler: Except to English teachers. More...

Free Comedy Skit: The Perils of Polly--A Musical

A free skit for 4 actors plus a chorus, using familiar tunes. Here is a sample:

Narrator: While Polly and her father lamented their unenviable situation, in slithered Despicable Dan.

Dan: I'm here for the rent money, Farmer Greer.

Greer: I ain't got the money, Despicable Dan.

Dan: Then, I'll just have to take your farm.

Greer: Please, not my farm! It's all I have!

Dan: (to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn")

Gimme your farm, and I don't care.

Gimme your farm, and I don't care.

Gimme your farm, and I don't care.

The payment's due today.

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Music For Sale

Attention, movie buffs, what do you remember most about a favorite film? Intricate plots, unique characters, classic dialogue? In the best movies, the answer is all of the above. And the element that ties them all together is the score. The unforgettable music is as much a part of the film experience as the sets, costumes, and special effects. And what better way to remember your favorite movie than with a soundtrack CD or record? Whatsits Galore carries records, tapes, and CDs from film favorites, including classic Disney LPs from your childhood. So sit back, listen, and even sing along to these great movie scores and soundtracks. More...