Free Skit: The World's Oldest Girl Scout

Need a short comedy skit for your event? Here's one about the oldest Girl Scout in history. Let's see an excerpt:

(Scout 1 holds up rope with knot)

Leader: Not a bad half hitch.

(Scout 2 holds up rope with knot)

Leader: Very nice sheepshank.

(Myrtle holds up knitting)

Myrtle: It's a granny knot.

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Free Skit -- Good Deed For the Day

Here's a short comedy skit about a Scout seeking to do his Good Deed For the Day. Read an excerpt:

Scout: Excuse me, ma'am, let me help you.

(Scout takes Lady's arm and pulls Lady across stage)

Lady: What do you think you're doing?

Scout: I'm doing my good deed for the day. I just helped you across the street.

Lady: Yes, and made me miss my bus! I wasn't trying to cross the street! More...

Free Skit: Scout Handbook

When two hikers get lost in the woods, they turn to their handy-dandy scout handbook for advice. Here is an excerpt:

Hiker #1: While you read the manual, I'm going to fill my canteen from that pond.

Hiker #2: Wait! Is that still water?

Hiker #1: I'll check. Yeah, it's still water all right. What else would it be?

Hiker #2: No, I mean still water. The handbook says that running water is safer than still water. Fill your canteen from the creek instead.

Hiker #1: Ooh, berries. I'm starving! We might not find any more food for a while. We'd better pick these.

Hiker #2: Stop! Don't you know some berries are deadly? We'd better check the guidebook to be sure. Hmmm...blueberries, strawberries, logan berries, crunch berries...aha! It says right here that red berries with green dots exhibit lethal levels of toxicity!

Hiker #1: That's okay, as long as they're not poison. More...