Oh, Waiter! -- a Short Comedy Skit For Sale

A new skit for three actors (male or female) is now for sale at Skits 'n' Bits.

A harried waiter just can't please these two customers. Here is an excerpt:

2nd Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

2nd Customer: Why does this hamburger taste so bad?

Waiter: When I asked if you wanted it well done, you said no.

1st Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

1st Customer: I saw you! You put your thumb on my pork chop!

Waiter: Well, do you want it to fall on the floor again?

2nd Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

2nd Customer: This bread is stale.

Waiter: That's funny, it was okay last week.

Pardon My French -- A Short Comedy Skit

A dream vacation turns to farce when American tourists visit an authentic French restaurant. Here is an excerpt:

CAST: 2 men, 1 woman

Here is an excerpt:

Stu: We'd like a table for two.

Waiter:Oui.

Stu: Whaddaya mean, 'we'? You're not eating with us. Just me and the missus here.

Waiter: Certainment, monsieur.(Waiter shows them to a table with glasses already on it; they sit down)

Mitzi: How do I know what to order, Stu? Everything is in French.

Stu: Well, we'll just pick something. Here, gar-kon. What about this? (points to something on the menu)

Waiter: Escargots. Huit francs.

Mitzi: What did he say?

Stu: Something about 'franks.' You like franks, right, Mitzi?

Mitzi: Sure, franks and beans.

Stu: Great. (says to the waiter) We'll have that.

Waiter: Oui.

Stu: We will, not you. More...