Oh, Waiter! -- a Short Comedy Skit For Sale

A new skit for three actors (male or female) is now for sale at Skits 'n' Bits.

A harried waiter just can't please these two customers. Here is an excerpt:

2nd Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

2nd Customer: Why does this hamburger taste so bad?

Waiter: When I asked if you wanted it well done, you said no.

1st Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

1st Customer: I saw you! You put your thumb on my pork chop!

Waiter: Well, do you want it to fall on the floor again?

2nd Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

2nd Customer: This bread is stale.

Waiter: That's funny, it was okay last week.