New Skit -- The Dope Diamond Caper

Here's a new comedy skit available for purchase. When the famous Dope Diamond is stolen from the museum, it takes a trio of mismatched detectives to solve the case. Here's an excerpt:

CAST: 5-7 actors

COSTUMES: trenchcoat, old lady accessories

PROPS: phone, walker, bag of knitting, feather duster, stack of papers, business card, broom, flashlight, flag can be made with a paper triangle taped to a wooden dowel
You MUST have a fake gem large enough to be seen by the audience. Try a costume store.

Curator: Are you with the police?

Marble: Oh, my, no. I'm a private investigator. My name is Miss Marble.

Curator: Never heard of you.

Marble: But I've solved lots of cases.

Curator: Name one.

Marble: I found and successfully returned the Empire State Building.

Curator: But the Empire State Building is right across the street where it's always been.

Marble: You're welcome.

Celery: Sorry, Miss Marble, I'm already on the case.

Curator: He did get here first. This is Artichoke Queen.

Celery: Celery!

Curator: I knew it was some kind of vegetable.

Free Skit -- The Hold-Up

We've added a new free skit. All you'll need are 2 actors, a toy gun, and some play money. Here is an excerpt:

Mugger Wait a minute--this dollar looks weird.

Victim Oh, yeah. It's play money. From a Monopoly set.

Mugger You gave me fake money?

Victim I hope you're not mad.

Mugger Well, I guess it's okay, since this is a phony gun. More...

TOP 5 TV CRUSHES

Dave Starsky will always be linked to "& Hutch," but he was definitely the cute one. Played by Paul Michael Glaser back in '75, Starsk had a laid-back way of dealing with crime. And a really awesome car. But it was for a glimpse of the man, not the wheels, I waited all week long. Looking back on the series, it's a bit too gritty for my taste now, yet Starsky is still there, slouching through each investigation, and looking great doing it.

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