Our Great Mouse Detective Wish List

Here are some suggestions for new merchandise featuring Basil and friends. We would definitely buy all of these items. Are you listening, Disney Merchandise department?

1. Tiny Kingdom set -- Too bad this series is now defunct.
2. Watch -- We suggest the face of Big Ben with the two balloons flying around it
3. McDonald's Happy Meal Toys -- McDonald's has started making Disney promos again, so...
4. Art of The Great Mouse Detective -- Coffee table book

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3 Wishes, More or Less: A Short Comedy Skit

Be careful what you wish for: good advice for three ladies who find a genie with a mind of his own. This short comedy skit, suitable for all audiences, will be the hit of your club, scout meeting, or church group. Here is an excerpt:

Here is an excerpt:

Ruby: I wish for a million dollars!

Genie: Here you go. (hands her a piece of paper)

Ruby: What is this? A check?

Genie: Naw, the money's already in your bank account. I've been using direct deposit since 1373. No, this is a notice that you owe sixty per cent of that million in back taxes.

Ruby: I might've known there'd be a catch.

Genie: With money, there's always a catch.

Ruby: Well, then, I'll just fix that with my second wish. Genie, I wish for ten million dollars.

Genie: Granted. By the way, here.

Ruby: More back taxes?

Genie: Nope, a subpoena. You're being audited by the IRS.

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