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Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2025

Disney Store Glitch

That's right, a blooper from the Disney Store website. The Star Wars shirt is correct but whoever wrote the copy either doesn't know how to read the Star Wars font or doesn't know his droids. Probably both.

The droid's name is K-2SO.

Monday, May 5, 2025

Getting Past Star Wars Immigration

There is a very funny skit on youtube by Foil Arms and Hog in which Darth Vader quizzes a couple of hopeful space immigrants. Because the video also contains a discussion of their comedy tour, I decided to reproduce the Star Wars questions and answers here, though you can certainly view the original video if you prefer.

And, yes, there is a mistake: Yoda does not appear in a Star Wars movie until The Empire Strikes Back. In any case, enjoy.

Name the evil empire that has taken over the galaxy.

Disney.

Name the fluffy, hairy creature that is friends with Han Solo.

George Lucas.

Where are the great lightsabers forged?

Temu.

Along with the Ewoks, what supported Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi?

A gold bikini.

What Force holds the Star Wars universe together?

CGI.

Why are my Stormtroopers so easily killed?

They brought a gun to a sword fight.

Count from one to nine in George Lucas.

4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9

Why was Rey so eagerly pursued by the First Order?

Because everyone loves a scavenger hunt.

Whose hands were destroyed in the prequels?

Darth Maul's makeup artist.

For what momentous event do the characters of The Alliance regroup?

ComicCon.

What evil in A New Hope almost destroyed the entire galaxy for good?

Yoda impressions.

Name the craft used by Harrison Ford in the movies that was notably absent in the prequels.

Acting.

When was the last decent Star Wars movie made?

A long time ago, in a studio far, far away.

How do you keep Star Wars fans happy?

You make the new movies different but also exactly the same.

Monday, April 22, 2024

New Glitches From Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Check out a few new mistakes from the first Star Wars sequel, The Empire Strikes Back:

Luke's ocular device has a single objective (the part you see out of). But when we see what he sees, the view shows the double objective of common binoculars. Compare this to the view through the Hoth trooper's identical device, which shows a single rectangular image.

Rogue 2 radios to the rebel base that he found "them," even though he only sees Han. Luke might still be missing for all he knows. Unless by "them" he meant Han and the Tauntaun.

Check out more Star Wars glitches.

Monday, March 11, 2024

The Star Wars Loot Crate Strikes Back

The Star Wars loot crate saga continues. Even though the Smuggler's Reward subscription box is sold out, you can still have Star Wars fun delivered directly to your galaxy with the sequel. Whatsits Galore's Star Wars Loot Crate Strikes Back guarantees you six different pieces of memorabilia in each box, with a different box each month. You can choose the 6-month, 3-month, or single-box plan. Subscribe today, and May the Force Be With You!

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Monday, January 15, 2024

Star Wars Smuggler's Reward Loot Crate For Sale -- SOLD OUT

If these are the loot crates you're looking for, then you're too late, they are sold out. But here's all the cool things you could have bought.

Subscribe at Whatsits Galore. Only one crate left!

Monday, September 25, 2023

New Star Wars Glitches from Episode IV: A New Hope

We found even more bloopers from the original Star Wars movie:

Luke calls the damaged droid an R2 unit, though Star Wars lore names that particular droid R5-D4.

When Owen claims that Obi-Wan died about the same time as Luke's father, Luke assumes, for some reason, that this means the two knew each other.

Threepio moves after he powers down.

See more glitches.

Monday, May 29, 2023

New Glitches from Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Finn could try blasting Kylo Ren while he's locked in a battle of wills with Rey. They are so evenly matched that it probably wouldn't take much to tip the scales in Rey's favor.

Rey exits the hangar bay through the force field, passes through airless space, and enters the Milennium Falcon through its open door.

It's a good thing the part of the Death Star that matched the dagger remained intact; if that piece had broken, the map would've been useless.

Find more Star Wars glitches.

Monday, December 5, 2022

New Star Wars Glitches from Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

We've added more mistakes to Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, like these:

Leia can use the Force to survive in space, while poor Jedi Master Qui-Gon needs a machine to survive under water.

When Poe opens the door to let Leia back into the ship, it should suck all the air out. And him, too.

Rey's escape pod passes right through the force field to enter the hanger on Kylo Ren's ship.

Find more glitches...

Monday, April 25, 2022

New Glitches Added -- Star Wars: the Force Awakens

We find even more bloopers in Star Wars Episode VII. Here is a sampling:

Teedo the scavenger leaves his net behind. If he's as poor as Rey, you'd think he'd take it with him.

Poe flies the TIE fighter right through the force field that keeps the atmosphere in. In Episode IV, you hear a loudspeaker announcing that the field is turning off. More...

Monday, July 5, 2021

Subscribe to the Star Wars Smuggler's Reward Loot Crate

These are the loot crates you're looking for. You can have Star Wars fun delivered directly to your galaxy. The Smuggler's Reward Loot Crate at Whatsits Galore guarantees you seven different pieces of memorabilia in each box, with a different box each month. Choose from a 3-month or single-box plan. Quantities are extremely limited, so order today, and May the Force Be With You! More...

Monday, May 24, 2021

New Characters Added to the Disney Point

Even more characters are doing the Disney Point, including for the first time someone from the Star Wars Universe. More...

Monday, December 28, 2020

New Glitches from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Now there are even more glitches from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back:

Luke's legs are closer together in the close-up of the cave ceiling.

If you look closely at the Wampa's arm, you can see where the fur ends and a sleeve begins.

Luke manages to slice off the Wampa's arm. It seems like, rather than running out into the frozen darkness, he might've finished off the creature and spent the night in the relative shelter of its cave. More...

Monday, November 9, 2020

New Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Glitches

Check out some new glitches from Star Wars Episode II:

Anakin is supposed to be traveling incognito, though his distinctive Padawan haircut is visible to all.

When Yoda turns to protect Obi-Wan and Anakin, Dooku could attack the Jedi Master, instead of running away. More...

Monday, October 5, 2020

New Glitches from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

We've added a few more glitches to Star Wars Episode VI:

It's a good thing none of the denizens of Jabba's palace sleep near the carbonite, or Boushh could never get near enough to free Han undetected.

Leia doesn't yet know that C-3PO is mistaken for a god when she tells the droid to order the Ewoks to release the captives. More...

Monday, October 15, 2018

Glitches From Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Here are some bloopers from Rogue One:

These rebels have a much easier time defeating AT-ATs than in The Empire Strikes Back. Or are Snowspeeders simply that puny?

For the first time in the history of the Star Wars universe, there is a protective railing on a dangerous catwalk, at the top of the Citadel Tower. More...

Monday, August 6, 2018

Star Wars Episode VII Glitches - The Force Awakens

Here are some glitches from The Force Awakens:

Why doesn't Rey drive her speeder up to the star Destroyer hulk? Maybe she just enjoys sliding down the hill on her exit.

Rey is set upon by thugs who try to steal BB-8. You'd think after this she would keep the little droid within arm's reach for a while, but immediately after fighting off the would-be thieves, Rey turns her back on BB-8, almost inviting another attempt.

When the turret in the Millenium Falcon freezes, limiting Finn's ability to aim, he might try climbing up the ladder to the other gun. More...