Getting Past Star Wars Immigration

There is a very funny skit on youtube by Foil Arms and Hog in which Darth Vader quizzes a couple of hopeful space immigrants. Because the video also contains a discussion of their comedy tour, I decided to reproduce the Star Wars questions and answers here, though you can certainly view the original video if you prefer.

And, yes, there is a mistake: Yoda does not appear in a Star Wars movie until The Empire Strikes Back. In any case, enjoy.

Name the evil empire that has taken over the galaxy.

Disney.

Name the fluffy, hairy creature that is friends with Han Solo.

George Lucas.

Where are the great lightsabers forged?

Temu.

Along with the Ewoks, what supported Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi?

A gold bikini.

What Force holds the Star Wars universe together?

CGI.

Why are my Stormtroopers so easily killed?

They brought a gun to a sword fight.

Count from one to nine in George Lucas.

4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9

Why was Rey so eagerly pursued by the First Order?

Because everyone loves a scavenger hunt.

Whose hands were destroyed in the prequels?

Darth Maul's makeup artist.

For what momentous event do the characters of The Alliance regroup?

ComicCon.

What evil in A New Hope almost destroyed the entire galaxy for good?

Yoda impressions.

Name the craft used by Harrison Ford in the movies that was notably absent in the prequels.

Acting.

When was the last decent Star Wars movie made?

A long time ago, in a studio far, far away.

How do you keep Star Wars fans happy?

You make the new movies different but also exactly the same.

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