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Showing posts with label american. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american. Show all posts

Monday, December 18, 2017

Lewis and Clark--a Free Comedy Skit

Explore the comic possibilities of two of history's most famous explorers. Here is an excerpt:

Lewis: I just hope we don't run into any unfriendly Indians tonight.

Clark: I brought some blankets with a camouflage pattern. That should hide us.

Lewis: Good thinking! Where are they?

Clark: I laid them down, and now I can't find them.

Lewis: Okay, forget that. Let's just build a fire. Rub those 2 sticks together until you get a spark.

(Clark rubs sticks together)

Lewis: Would it go faster if I helped you?

Clark: It would go faster if I used the matches in my pocket.

Lewis: Well, use them, then!

Clark: They won't light. I don't understand it, I tested each one before we left. More...

Monday, November 11, 2013

Should God Bless America?

Everywhere you look nowadays are signs, posters, and tee shirts bearing the same slogan: God Bless America. Of course we want God to bless, and He has blessed our nation all throughout our history. This dark time, when we are under such blatant and dastardly attack, may be the right time to ask, not "will God bless America," but rather, "why should He?" More...

Monday, May 28, 2012

Memorial Day

A note of thanks to all our servicemen and women, past and present, who sacrifice so much for our freedoms. May God protect you, wherever you are, wherever you go.