Doctor, Doctor! a Free Comedy Skit

This doctor loses patience with his patients. Here is an excerpt:

Doctor: Any other problems?

Patient: I can't stop my hands from shaking.

Doctor: Do you drink a lot?

Patient: No, I spill most of it. But when I do drink a cup of coffee, I get a terrible pain in my eye.

Doctor: Try taking the spoon out of the cup.

Patient: That doesn't sound very professional. Can I get a second opinion?

Doctor: Sure, come back tomorrow.

Patient: Can you cure my sleepwalking?

Doctor: Take these.

Patient: What are they? Sleeping pills?

Doctor: No, thumb tacks. Put them on the floor around your bed. That'll cure you. More...