Free Skit -- Army of One

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Krupki: What happened to 'buddy' and 'chum'? Dumbrowski: That was before I became an officer. You don't expect me to fraternize with the enlisted men, do you? Krupki: Well, I don't know. Dumbrowski: 'I don't know' what? Krupki: I don't know...beans? Dumbrowski: Sir! 'I don't know, Sir!' Krupki: I meant 'sir.' Um, sir.

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