A Day at the Zoo--a Free Comedy Skit

In this free skit, you will get your chance to hear what those animals in the zoo are really thinking. Here is an excerpt:

Bear: Knock it off, you guys. Here come the tourists. The zoo is officially open, so bear that in mind.

Rabbit: Lame, Bosco, lame.

Bird: Looks like a good crowd today.

Wolf: What a bunch of yokels. Do they always stare like that?

Rabbit: Oh, sure. we're the main attraction. You'll get used to it.

Bear: Actually, it can be fun. After all, they don't have the slightest idea what we're saying. Hey, Mister! Your shirt is ugly!

Rabbit: You have spinach in your teeth!

Bird: How about that lady's hair? I used to have a nest that looked like that.More...