She: And those twelve drummers drumming...
He: They were on sale. Buy ten, get two free.
She: They're giving me an awful headache.
He: Oh. Do you want to exchange them? I can get you twelve tuba players tuba-ing.
She: No, candy cane, I think the neighbors will complain. Like they already do about the Scotsmen.
He: Scotsmen? What Scotsmen?
She: The eleven pipers piping.
He: They're Scottish?
She: Um...bagpipers usually are.
He: Bagpipers? I thought they were plumbers!
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