Free Skit -- North vs. South

Need a short comedy skit for your next event? This little skit about what happens when you cross the Mason-Dixon Line requires only two actors and no props. Read the excerpt:

Waitress: Welcome to the Whistlin' Dixie Diner. Where y'all from?

Customer: What do you mean, all? There's only one of me.

Waitress: That's what I said: y'all. From outta town?

Customer: Yeah, I'm from Nepa (pronounced 'Nee-pa').

Waitress: Sorry, I never heard of there. Is that in Mississippi?

Customer: Nepa...it means northeast PA.

Waitress: Peeyay?

Customer: Pennsylvania.

Waitress: That's away up north, isn't it?

Customer: Yeah. Have you ever been up north?

Waitress: I shore have. I been to North Carolina. Whatch'all doin' down her in...seeky? That's southeast Kentucky. I made that up just now.

See the rest of the skit.

A Surprise from Stitch

Not a fan of live-action remakes of animated classics but...

Stitch surprises moviegoers by bursting out of a popcorn bucket to promote the new ‘LILO & STITCH’ movie.

In theaters on May 23 pic.twitter.com/1FE7lo4WLa

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) May 3, 2025

...where can I get one of these?!

Crossword Puzzle Glitch

The cover of this crossword puzzle magazine uses the standard design of putting descriptive hype in the answer boxes. But this is the first one I've ever seen that gives a wrong answer.