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This is not original with me, but it was too funny to delete:

Mangani: the Language of Tarzan

You may know that the word tarzan means white skin in Mangani. Tarzan is the only human being able to speak the language of the Great Apes...until now. You, too, can learn to speak like a Mangani. Whatsits Galore presents here a dictionary of Mangani words, direct from the novels by Edgar Rice Burroughs, which will prove beneficial to linguists and anyone else who may find himself in the jungles of Africa any time in the future.

African wildcat -- Skree

ant -- Kando

antelope -- Wappi More...

Planet of the Apes Glitches

This little-remembered TV series is a favorite of mine, but not without bloopers. Here are some from the episode "The Gladiators."
"Man is the only animal that wars on its own kind," says Prefect Barlow. Plenty of species fight their own kind: bears, dogs, sharks, and many fish and insects.
Watch the gorilla guard lock the cell door; he doesn't really turn the key.
Pete delivers a flying kick to his opponent, which somehow disorients the astronaut so much that he nearly keels over. more...