Shopper 1: (enters) Pardon me, I cut my finger. Do you by any chance have a band-aid?
Dad: There's a drug store right over there.
Mom: No need, I have a band-aid right here in my purse. (gives Shopper 1 a band-aid)
Shopper 1: Thank you.
Dad: So, how did you cut yourself?
Shopper 1: On my sandwich.
Dad: How can you get a cut from a sandwich?
Shopper 1: Must've been the sharp cheddar. (exits) More...
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