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Showing posts with label jingle bells. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jingle bells. Show all posts

Monday, December 24, 2018

Dashing Through the Mall

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the mall,

In a frantic sort of way.

I don't care at all

'Bout what I have to pay.

Cash registers ring,

Make my wallet light,

But I don't think about a thing

'Cept getting done tonight.

Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve,

Final shopping day.

Other folks, more organized,

Might have some time to play, but--

Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve,

What time do they close?

No time for baking cookies,

I'll pick up some Oreos.

Checked my list last night,

Thought that I was done.

Nothing for my sis,

My in-laws, or my son.

Grab a shirt for Dad,

A sweater for Aunt Sue.

They will just exchange 'em when

The holidays are through.

O, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve,

From Macy's to Wal-Mart.

Took a Batman Lego

Out of someone else's cart, O--

Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve,

Got no time to wrap.

I know what I want next year:

Just a twenty-five-day nap.

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