Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy are splitsville, the question remains: who will the Porcine Diva choose for her new paramour? There are a number of eligible, available Muppets to choose from, but which is right for her? Let's consider the possibilities:
Piggy has never had a very high tolerance for Gonzo and his unique brand of weirdness. Besides, he prefers chicken to pork.
Fozzie Bear is exactly the kind of sad sack others love to take advantage of. A strong personality like Miss Piggy will not just walk all over him, but she'll do it in stiletto heels. No, she needs someone with more backbone.
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