Monday, August 22, 2016
Monday, August 15, 2016
CAST: 1 man, 6 women
Cinderella: I'm not a scrubwoman. I'm Cinderella. And this audience hall is filthy! I'll just tidy it up a bit, but you really need to speak to your chambermaids.
Queen: Never mind about that. Did you come here to marry a prince or to clean house?
Cinderella: Sure, I'd like to marry a prince, but old habits die hard. Tell me, is your son tidy? I'd hate to marry a slob.
Queen: What difference does it make? My son's wife won't need to worry about that. We have plenty of servants to do housework.
Cinderella: I've seen the kind of job your palace servants do. It's disgraceful! No, if you want a job done right, do it yourself, that's my motto. And I don't need to spend my life picking up dirty doublets and hose for a man who can't find the clothes hamper. Or washing an endless supply of goblets because he takes a clean one every five minutes. Does he leave his sword and shield lying around the castle? An untidy room shows an untidy mind, I always say.
Wilhelmina: Too bad Mr. Clean is already spoken for.
Cinderella: I do want to get married so badly, Your Majesty. You don't know what it's like at home. They treat me like dirt. As soon as I heard you had an eligible prince, I caught the first northbound pumpkin, and here I am.
Rapunzel: I think she's been using bleach in an unventilated room.
Queen: All right, Cindy, I think we'll move on to the next candidate. But if we ever need a housekeeper, we'll keep you in mind.
Cinderella: Okay, but just remember, I have to leave by midnight. More...
Monday, August 8, 2016
Ben tells Luke to go to the Dagobah System to find Yoda. But he never says which world in the system to visit. Maybe the system only has one planet.
Luckily, Luke lands his X-Wing very near to Yoda's home, considering he had an entire planet to search.
Trying to hide from the Imperials, Han flies the Falcon into a cave in an asteroid, unwittingly entering the mouth of a giant space slug. The creature or the asteroid must have its own atmosphere, because Han, Leia, and Chewie are able to walk around inside it without any type of space suit. More...