Monday, February 27, 2017

Free Skit: Fast Food Frenzy

Need some entertainment for your club or organization? Fast Food Frenzy is a short comedy skit for two actors, suitable for all venues. And it's free! Here is an excerpt:

Server: Any sides with that?

Customer: I guess so. What are my choices?

Server: We have Papa's Hot Poppers, Sweet 'n' Crunchy Sidekicks, or Hasty Tasties.

Customer: Huh?

Server: We have Papa's Hot Poppers, Sweet 'n' Crunchy Sidekicks...

Customer: I know what you said. But what are they?

Server: Papa's Hot Poppers are tangy little bites of yummy goodness. Sweet 'n' Crunchy Sidekicks are mini snack morsels, and Hasty Tasties are neat, sweet munchy treats.

Customer: I know less about them now than before your explanation. Are they food?

Server: Oh, yes.

Customer: Fine. I'll have the first one.

Server: Papa's Hot Poppers?

Customer: Whatever.

Server: Large or small?

Customer: Large.

Server: They only come in small.

Customer: Then give me two small.

Server: If it's too small, why do you want it?


Monday, February 20, 2017

Bigamy in PA

On Feb. 8, 2017, a suspect was arrested and charged with bigamy in Pennsylvania. He is married, according to authorities, to both a woman and her daughter. You can read the news item here. The question is, why has no one come forward to defend this man's lifestyle? Where are all the activists, celebrities, and politicians? Why will no one stand up for bigamy? Or rather, incestuous bigamy? More...

Monday, February 13, 2017

NOT a Disney Princess

The following are definitely NOT Disney princesses, no matter what anybody says or thinks. Sorry, girls. More...