Free Skit -- The Help Desk

We've added a new free skit about the world's most helpful department store help desk. Here is an excerpt:

Customer 1 : Does this store have free wifi?

Help Desk: Yes, but you'll need the password.

Customer 1: So, what's the wifi password?

Help Desk: You have to make a purchase first.

Customer 1: Okay, okay, charge these socks to my credit card.

Help Desk: Done. Thank you very much.

Customer 1: Now what's the password.

Help Desk: You-have-to-make-a-purchase-first. All caps, no spaces. More...

A Day at the Zoo--a Free Comedy Skit

In this free skit, you will get your chance to hear what those animals in the zoo are really thinking. Here is an excerpt:

Bear: Knock it off, you guys. Here come the tourists. The zoo is officially open, so bear that in mind.

Rabbit: Lame, Bosco, lame.

Bird: Looks like a good crowd today.

Wolf: What a bunch of yokels. Do they always stare like that?

Rabbit: Oh, sure. we're the main attraction. You'll get used to it.

Bear: Actually, it can be fun. After all, they don't have the slightest idea what we're saying. Hey, Mister! Your shirt is ugly!

Rabbit: You have spinach in your teeth!

Bird: How about that lady's hair? I used to have a nest that looked like that.More...

Free Comedy Skit: Jingle All the Way

A Madison Avenue maven tries to propose to his girl. Here is an excerpt:

Charlie: I have a question to ask you.

Annabelle: A question? Is this a trick?

Charlie: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. I really do have a very important question to ask.

Annabelle: You don't mean...the question?

(Charlie shows box)

Annabelle: Is that an engagement ring?

Charlie: It's in there. (hands her box)

Annabelle: (opens box) An actual diamond engagement ring!

Charlie: It's the real thing. More...