Viking: This is the year 997, and you're in Norway.
Scientist: No way!
Viking: That's right.
Scientist: Land of the Vikings! Looks like I overshot Spain by a few miles. And years.
Viking: Just who are you?
Scientist: Ima Crackpot.
Viking: And what's your name?
Scientist: Just call me Ima. And you are...?
Viking: My name is Erika the Red.
Scientist: But your hair's not red.
Viking: I was named after my eyes. More...
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