Free Comedy Skit: The Big Scoop

If you need a short comedy skit for your next event or club meeting, consider this darkly funny tale of a reporter trying to end it all. Here is an excerpt:

Reporter: I bet you're a better doctor than I am a reporter.

Doctor: Oh, yeah? I performed an appendectomy on a patient, and I left a sponge inside him by mistake.

Reporter: Does it cause him much pain?

Doctor: No, but he does get awful thirsty. Besides that, I had my license revoked.

Reporter: What happened?

Doctor: On the death certificate, where it said "Cause of Death," I signed my name.

Reporter: That's terrible.

Doctor: You're right. I'm a total failure. In fact, I'm thinking of jumping off this bridge with you.

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