Lewis: I just hope we don't run into any unfriendly Indians tonight.
Clark: I brought some blankets with a camouflage pattern. That should hide us.
Lewis: Good thinking! Where are they?
Clark: I laid them down, and now I can't find them.
Lewis: Okay, forget that. Let's just build a fire. Rub those 2 sticks together until you get a spark.
(Clark rubs sticks together)
Lewis: Would it go faster if I helped you?
Clark: It would go faster if I used the matches in my pocket.
Lewis: Well, use them, then!
Clark: They won't light. I don't understand it, I tested each one before we left. More...
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