Arabella: Getting up early is one thing, but did we have to come all the way out here to the wilderness?
Pearl: What wilderness? It's a five-minute walk back to the Seven-Eleven where I parked my car.
Dee Dee: Did you pick up some snacks while you were there? I forgot to eat breakfast.
Myrtle: Don't worry, many parts of a pine tree are edible.
Arabella: Well, I say it's primitive. I mean, look at this floor! It looks like its never been swept.
Pearl: It's dirt. We call it "the ground." Besides, I told you we'd be roughing it.
Arabella: Roughing it? What, the rest rooms aren't clean?
Dee Dee: Rest rooms? Honey, out here, the ladies' room is a Douglas fir.
Arabella: You don't mean...?
Dee Dee: That's right. Just take any tree that isn't occupied. More...
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