Want to poke fun at everything associated with westerns? Try this short comedy skit for free. Here is an excerpt:
Falling Rocks: Everybody knows Falling Rocks, the toughest Indian in the west. Why, every few miles there's another sign: Beware Falling Rocks.
Joe: You're tough, Falling Rocks, but not as tough as your brother Deer Crossing. I just saw a sign that said Danger! Deer Crossing.
Falling Rocks: My whole family is tough. There's Winding Road, Slippery When Wet...
Sheriff: That's great, tough guy! Then you can help me fight Tombstone Tex!
Falling Rocks: No way, Jose! I'm tough, not crazy. Tombstone Tex is the most dangerous gunslinger in the territory!
Sheriff: I know. And he's comin' for me!
Joe: Calm down, Sheriff. Here. You might want this badge. It belonged to the last sheriff.
Sheriff: It's bent.
Joe: Yep, it stopped a bullet while the sheriff was wearing it.
Sheriff: Wow! It must've saved his life!
Joe: It would have, if it hadn't been for all those other bullets. More...
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