Tee for Two -- a Short Comedy Skit

Why would a man take his wife golfing when she knows nothing about the game? Here is an excerpt:

CAST: 1 man, 1 woman

He: Well, okay, Pumpkin Pie. Just watch me one more time to see how it's done. Now, give me my 9 Iron.

She: Don't be silly, Wooly Bear, you never iron.

He: I mean I need my driver.

She: James? But we left him back at the car.

He: No, no, a driver is a kind of club. There are different kinds of clubs...

She: Sure, like a billy club, a fan club, a club foot...

He: I mean golf clubs...

She: ...Wingfoot, Hillcrest, Pebble Beach... More...