After Noah's Ark -- a Short Comedy Skit

We sell short comedy skits, suitable for all audiences. Here's an excerpt from a skit you can use free of charge.

Mrs. Noah: Two polar bears.

Noah: Check.

Mrs. Noah: Two flamingoes. Say, Noah, why does a flamingo lift one leg like that?

Noah: If it lifted both legs, it would fall over.

Mrs. Noah: Two snakes.

Noah: Good-bye, snakes. Go forth and multiply.

Mrs. Noah: They can't, they're adders. Two camels.

Noah: Check.

Mrs. Noah: Two water buffalo.

Noah: Check.

Mrs. Noah: Two cats. I wonder why cats swallow their own fur.

Noah: I guess they love a good gag.

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